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Cry Baby Trump



So our country is being run by a toddler tyrant who is prone to 3 a.m. Twitter tirades. He then gets one of his goon fixers to pay off porn stars to stay quiet about their affairs. No big deal.

Little Donny lies nearly nude on his little black book of shady lawyer contacts. And, yes, his cheap Cheeto-hued spray tan does extend to where the sun don’t shine. Don smugly wears his famously too-long tie that is almost certainly compensating for something.

As much as he deserves a good spanking (not from an adult film star), Little Donny loves nothing more than shaking his head and denying collusion with the Russians. If he weren’t such a criminal, you’d swear he’s kinda cute.


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