Cry Baby Trump Collectibles
These are only available here. Our bobbles are too controversial for retail.
Can you trust this guy? NYET!
But his fibs can be fun – if not mind-numbing – and you can hear some zingers with just the push of a button.
(YIKES! Not THAT button)
Find out how far-fetched this fiend will fare when he‘s operating on Putin‘s remote control.
Looking for that perfect holiday gift for Boris and Natasha?
Here‘s your chance!
Cry Baby Trump
Ready for some naked drama? When your sleazy bodyguard has turned (state‘s evidence) on you and you have nowhere else to go, cry like a freakin‘ baby!
Trumpelstiltskin has been a bad, bad body, and needs a good, swift swat on the heiny.
We‘re throwing The Book at him and his crappy tie.
Watch out! The Grim Reaper is coming for your clean air and water.
He‘s dressed to kill and wielding a weapon that‘s more dangerous than his yappy jaws.
Who needs clear lungs?
Trees? Live fish?
This macabre zombie is devoted to his rich cronies, who will pillage the earth for a dime‘s worth of profit.
Oh well, at least his hair is combed.